Title: One Million Invisible Lines
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man. Megamind [dur.]
Word Count: 2,851
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man finally scores a home run.
Warnings: Swearing, sexing.
Notes: Fourth in the Dirty Little Secret series! Written for tripperfunster, whose birthday request was for this pairing to finally take it to the next ( Read more... )

Title: You Can't Always Get What You Want
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne "Metro Man" Scott. Megamind.
Word Count: 4,346
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On his first day out of prison, Hal followed Wayne all over the house.
Warnings: Language, smoking.
Notes: After several requests, I took the "Shadow" sentence from my last theme set ( Read more... )

Title: You Make My Heart Beat Faster
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne Scott (Metro Man). Megamind.
Word Count: 1,038
Rating: G to R
Summary: Sometimes the little moments say the most.
Warnings: Language, sex, cigarettes and booze.
Notes: My third project for this awesome pairing! And this one's a little different. I borrowed ( Read more... )

Title: You May Be Right
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne Scott (Metro Man). Megamind.
Word Count: 3,718
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Just an average weekday morning at Scott Manor.
Warnings: Crude language, sex-talk.
Notes: As promised/threatened, a sequel to You Never Can Tell! I can't get enough of these two guys who get each other ( Read more... )

Title: You Never Can Tell
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Hal Stewart, Wayne Scott (Metro Man). Megamind.
Word Count: 4,228
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Starting over isn't so bad when you've got someone to keep you company.
Warnings: Crude language, sex-talk.
Notes: Written for yami_neko_tsuki and her wonderful prompt at megamindkink: Hal and Metro Man in an in-character ( Read more... )

Title: Sunday Morning (That May Be All I Need)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Roxanne, Metro "Wayne" Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 1,034
Rating: PG
Summary: It turns out that Megamind is what might be described as a "vigorous dreamer."
Warnings: Fluff and nonsense. Implications of a healthy and stable three-way relationship, ( Read more... )

Title: Put 'Em Up (Show Me What You've Got)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Hal, Roxanne, Minion, Metro Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 8,905
Rating: R
Summary: An alternate ending to the movie in which Titan destroys the Defuser Gun and all hell breaks loose.
Warnings: Graphic violence, gruesome injuries, mature language, brutality of ( Read more... )

Title: (Now I'm Thinking) What The Hell
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 6,912
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man disobeys his conscience and pays a visit to Megamind's lair. A late night visit. And he's not calling for a cup of sugar.
Warnings: Slash, gratuitous oral sex, unhealthy amounts of ( Read more... )

Title: My Life Would Suck Without You
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 4,734
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Metro Man discovers that Megamind's feet are... rather sensitive.
Warnings: Slash, foot play, foot worship, foot job--- basically, YES I HAVE A FOOT FETISH.
Notes: Sequel to my ( Read more... )

Title: Might As Well Face It (You're Addicted to Love)
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Megamind, Metro Man, cameo from Roxanne. Megamind [dur].
Word Count: 3,554
Rating: R
Summary: Metro Man's first attempt to make the game more interesting gets a little out of hand.
Warnings: Slash, dubcon, breathplay, frot. A spicy combination!
Notes: More ( Read more... )